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10.06.2025 23:50

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No go.
No way
share office space ...
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So, the docs changed it to read
Then came..
Loons and Moons
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Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
So they tried
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Freaks and Cheeks
Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones