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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 04:25

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Just Forget it!

Why are you a Muslim? Why is it Islam for you and not something else?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Freaks and Cheeks

Joe Biden is not the best president we had. That would be John F. Kennedy. How is voting for Donald Trump any worse than voting for Joe Biden?

No, not a chance

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What are your controversial and hot takes on Naruto?

So they tried

Loons and Moons

Still no good.

Why isn't bestiality illegal in most states? If children can't consent, then animals DEFINITELY can't consent. Why is being a pedophile a crime but zoophilia is not?

Minds and Behinds

Hysterias & Posteriors

So, the docs changed it to read

What is the cost of living in Sweden as a family?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Catatonics & High Colonics

Can someone fall in love with a person they have never met in person, but only through thoughts and imagination?

Next, they tried...

Everyone loved it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What is your review of X-Men '97 season 1?

share office space ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What would have happened if Shin was a good movie instead of a bad one?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

No go.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

How do scientists behave?

They put up a sign reading

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Thumbs down again.

What is the significance of Pete Rose, the all-time hits leader in Major League Baseball, who just passed away?

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Then came..

Unacceptable again!

Nuts and Butts