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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 23:50

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good

Still no good.

Why do Puerto Ricans come to this country flying their flags over in the United States all over their cars? They're so proud of their country. Why are they here?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

How Creatine Became So Popular With Women - WSJ

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Nuts and Butts

Is it possible for humans to determine their past life as an animal? Is there a scientific method to prove this?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Scientists stunned after detecting unexpected shift in Antarctic Ice Sheet: 'A historic turnaround' - Yahoo

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No go.

Transportation chief seeks to weaken fuel economy standards, calls Biden-era rule ‘illegal’ - AP News

No way

share office space ...

Shared Genetic Signatures Found Across Psychiatric Disorders - Neuroscience News

So, the docs changed it to read

Then came..

Loons and Moons

Nintendo: Please don’t remove film layer from Nintendo Switch 2 screen - My Nintendo News

Unacceptable again!

Thumbs down again.

So they tried

New Webb Data Confirms ‘Crazy Idea’ About Cooling Effects of Pluto’s Haze - The Daily Galaxy

Freaks and Cheeks

Minds and Behinds

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

If you were to bet, will Canada bend over to Trump's America demands or remain inflexible until the last day of his Presidency on January 20, 2029? Will America or Canada win this geopolitical arm-wrestling? I'm rooting for America.

Just Forget it!

Hysterias & Posteriors

No, not a chance

Paris Erupts in Celebrations, Riots After PSG Wins Champions League - WSJ

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Walmart workers are sharing photos of price hikes of 38% or more — and some prices are up at Target too - Business Insider

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why do so many autistic adults deal with self-hatred?